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Nordstolz
Uff Da Alert!" Passive-Aggressive Nordic Sticker
Uff Da Alert!" Passive-Aggressive Nordic Sticker
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$9.00 USD
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$9.00 USD
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? WARNING: UFF DA IMMINENT!
"When your lefse tears, your Viking blood boils, or your Minnesotan neighbor snowblows your driveway AGAIN…
DEPLOY THE UFF DA ALERT STICKER! ?
? WHY NORWEGIAN-AMERICANS SECRETLY CRAVE THIS:
✅ BUBBLE-FREE SURVIVAL: Apply in -30°F with mittens. ZERO wrinkles, guaranteed!
✅ PASSIVE-AGGRESSION APPROVED: Subtly judge lutefisk skeptics & open-face sandwich haters.
✅ SAUNA-PROOF & LEFSE-TOUGH: Sticks to coolers, snowmobiles, and church basement coffee urns.
✅ HERITAGE FLEX: Rosemaling border + Viking-worthy colors. Skol! ?
? PERFECT FOR:
• Declaring "Uff Da Emergencies" (burnt krumkake, no coffee cake left)
• Tagging Minnesotan besties’ snowblowers ❄️
• Gifting Nordic grandmas (who’ll say "Å ja!" then side-eye you)
• TikTok Scandifails (#UffDaAlert videos = 10M views guaranteed!)
⏳ LOW STOCK! Selling faster than a Viking at a lefse buffet!
? CLICK "ADD TO CART" BEFORE YOUR INNER OLE EXPLODES!
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
"When your lefse tears, your Viking blood boils, or your Minnesotan neighbor snowblows your driveway AGAIN…
DEPLOY THE UFF DA ALERT STICKER! ?
? WHY NORWEGIAN-AMERICANS SECRETLY CRAVE THIS:
✅ BUBBLE-FREE SURVIVAL: Apply in -30°F with mittens. ZERO wrinkles, guaranteed!
✅ PASSIVE-AGGRESSION APPROVED: Subtly judge lutefisk skeptics & open-face sandwich haters.
✅ SAUNA-PROOF & LEFSE-TOUGH: Sticks to coolers, snowmobiles, and church basement coffee urns.
✅ HERITAGE FLEX: Rosemaling border + Viking-worthy colors. Skol! ?
? PERFECT FOR:
• Declaring "Uff Da Emergencies" (burnt krumkake, no coffee cake left)
• Tagging Minnesotan besties’ snowblowers ❄️
• Gifting Nordic grandmas (who’ll say "Å ja!" then side-eye you)
• TikTok Scandifails (#UffDaAlert videos = 10M views guaranteed!)
⏳ LOW STOCK! Selling faster than a Viking at a lefse buffet!
? CLICK "ADD TO CART" BEFORE YOUR INNER OLE EXPLODES!
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
| 15″×3.75″ | 3 ¾ | 15 |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 10 | 10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14 | 14 |
| 15″×3.75″ | 9.5 | 38.1 |
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